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hey. im Zib, a big queer with a passion for urbex, thrift shopping, shitty jokes and late night shenanigans (like going to the beach at night and lighting fires)
(I track the tag zib look and dogknuckles)
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*pleasant acoustic guitar playing*
Advice sounds a lot cooler if it comes from someone playing a guitar
Jarate sellah, oiy needya foinest jarate. Ya bloody fruitshop ownah
"Hey Pumkin, it's your Feets Day, Cause your feets are all brand new! And now that you have hands and stuff, There's lots of fun stuff you can do!"
Low fat yo
is no one going to talk about 1/3 fewer cries than the leg
fat free yort
So lately everyone’s been asking about my ass.
Rather than just keep answering “Squats!” like everyone always says I thought I’d give everyone a taste of what I actually did. You can and should add weights to these moves when you get to that point.
All of these moves target your glutes, so get workin if you want dat ass!
that time andy wrote wincest for me while he was high
i lost it on the first word
The best deodorant you will ever use
Seriously. 1/4 teaspoon in each pit and you can sweat your ass off, totally stink-free for like 2 full days. It’s a natural anti-bacterial so those little fuckers won’t multiply and make you smell. Plus it’s cheaper and healthier than any deod you can buy anywhere.
Use equal parts of the following:
With a few drops of whatever essential oil you want, for fragrance. Otherwise it basically just smells like nothing. I use tea tree oil & pine needle oil. Cuz they’re MANLY.
Note - It pretty much turns to liquid if it’s warmer than about 75 degrees. If you want to keep it solid, you can refrigerate it or add a little more corn starch.
Reblogging myself again, cuz I still use this and it’s still awesome
This is what I’ve been using for about a year now and it works wonders.
Not convinced it works? My fiance is literally the smelliest human being I’ve ever met when he’s been sweating all day. I made him some with tea tree oil and he now smells nice and mint-ish as the end of the day, even if he’s been outside working.
Not to mention it’s cheaper, smells better, better for you AND better for the environment to make your own :D